Dear World of Marketing…

Posted on 08 November 2007 by miss rogue

You probably don’t know who I am, but I am one of your customers (and a marketer as well, but that’s beside the point, I’m a customer first). I am writing you in regards to the fact that you are missing every opportunity possible to snag my business and, instead, seem to be working really hard at annoying me.

Let me explain.

I recently purchased a video camera. This was done after a looooong and arduous search. I think I may have been looking around for good suggestions for the exact camera to buy for over a year now. Many times, I’ve been *this* close to hitting purchase, but unable to because of what Barry Schwartz calls The Paradox of Choice. I recently had a discussion with a friend of mine from Canada where she remarked that we seem to have endless choice in the U.S. and isn’t that wonderful…I had to disagree with her. Yes, choice is good, but when the distinction between options is so very miniscule that I feel like it isn’t choice at all, it is mind boggling. Disempowering even.

But that’s beside the point.

Anyway, I bought this a video camera and I’m pretty happy with my decision. I made it under pressure and on a whim and it appears that the recommendation of the nice sales staff at B&H made was a good one. Post-purchase I went and found many happy reviews from many happy owners all over the web.

But, being a first time video camera purchaser, I had no idea that there were so many other things that I would need! And, beyond some idiotic ‘package’ that B&H offered up (that didn’t happen to include anything I actually needed, there was no information waiting for me to give me a list of further accessories I would need to buy.

Like a firewire to go to my computer so I could take the video and edit it. Or how about the Mini SD card? The tapes, tripod, mic, etc.? C’mon!

At every step of the way, I have to lament the fact that I was missing yet ANOTHER item to complete my experience…yet…when I turned around to seek out those items, NOBODY WAS THERE. Nada. Nope. Y’all were too busy running around the interwebs sending unsolicited emails, gaming Google search results, planting awful banner ads where nobody wants them and setting up MySpace and Facebook pages that everyone mocks.

You see where I’m getting with this?

Now, my buddy Doc Searls and a group of really smart folks have been working on this thing called VRM (stands for Vendor Relationship Management), which gets at solving the issue that I’m talking about. In basic terms, it puts the customer in charge of when the vendor can deliver messages.

Now, I know what you are thinking: “Customers in charge? What about ME? I’m trained to get the word out there! Haven’t you ever heard of branding?” Yep. I’ve heard of it and I also see it declining in relevance. Truly long lasting brands are those who build RELATIONSHIPS with their customers, who then go off and recommend them to others they have RELATIONSHIPS with. Those pop up ads? Billboards? Television commercials? They are just interrupting people, which ends up annoying them. Do you stay in a RELATIONSHIP with someone you are annoyed with? Nope.

Believe me, this VRM stuff is not only good for customers, but it is good for YOU as well. It puts you firmly in the position of being exactly where you need to be (available) when the customer has money in hand, poised to purchase. It puts you in the role of helpful sidekick. It makes you indispensably useful. And since I’m in the checkout line with my video camera, wouldn’t I like to see a selection of those cables that I will need, since you know I own a Mac and will probably want to transfer that precious footage onto my hard drive…oh! And speaking of hard drive, if I’m going to be shooting alot of video, it’s wise to pick up an external hard drive (with a fire wire to make transfer go MUCH faster).

Pretty soon, you’ll have me eating out of your palm!

I mean, Amazon has been doing such things for years with a great deal of success. In fact, the buggers have gotten about 75% of my purchasing and they are far below the standards of being a great personal shopper or concierge service. If you really wanted to knock my socks off, start working towards me being able to take my shopping and search (for shopping) history with me wherever I go so that I can truly leverage my own history to drive my future decisions (“Is this laptop bag going to fit my Mac? I dunno, let’s see…yep!” or “What was the model number of that darned printer again and which ink does it take?”). Not only that, how about letting me pull data from my friends experiences (and maybe even friends of friends) so that my personal trusted network can share their experience of the products I’m considering.

Man, that would be awesome, although, really, it may be better that you have your heads up your arses because if you did all of that amazing stuff, I would probably end up buying more than I already do (and I tend to buy a great deal as it is). I mean, obviously, you don’t REALLY want my money because, well, you aren’t trying very hard. In fact, it seems like you would rather aim for the lazy route and get fewer sales than go for the difficult route and get more sales. So, maybe I’ll just take my helpful suggestions elsewhere.

So, dear marketers if any of you DID listen and want to know more, there are alot of really smart people (aka blogosphere) who would be more than happy to help explain it to you further. If not, have a nice day.

Sincerely,

Tara E Hunt

3 Comments For This Post

  1. Mark Harrison Says:

    Tara,

    I _so_ know how you feel, and am glad to hear you say it.

    For the last few years, I’ve worked with a particular web retailer here in the UK (as a consultant then as a non-exec Director), and watched business grow by 70% EACH YEAR as we do basic stuff like “tell customers what they might need to go with what they’ve just bought.”

    It feels hard, particularly if you’re starting from a “catalogueware” site, but it’s worth doing.

    One simple “getting started” piece of advice for any business on the web is:

    IMAGINE YOU WERE THE CUSTOMER, AND YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT YOU NEEDED… NOW USE YOUR OWN SITE, DAMMIT.

    IF YOU CAN’T IMAGE THAT, GET A REAL CUSTOMER, BUY THEM COFFEE… ASK THEM TO USE THE SITE AND SHUT UP AND WATCH THEM.

  2. Joe Cascio Says:

    Yes, please…Mr. Marketer, just help me instead of making me endure your sales “process”. Be less concerned about what YOU want to sell me, and be more concerned about what I want and need. Help me solve my problem or reach my goals with your products, because that’s why I’m here. Although I’ve never taken a marketing course in my life, it seems to me that that must be in MKT 101. Consumers buy things to fill a need in their life, not just to play the part of consumer in your little one act sales play.

    In your example here, it sounds like you want to make a video blog. This in itself gives the savvy marketer who’s interested in HELPING you a huge amount of information. It tells them what sort of camera might be adequate, what you’re going to do with the video (hello? “Cables”?) and how you might be editing it, and also that you might need auxiliary audio gear, that the camera should have an external mic jack, and on and on. Hey, maybe they might even look for videobloggers to ask what else you might need. But the key is not to have a pre-packaged “video blog accessory kit” that you try to upsell me on, but rather to find out what I *really* need. Maybe I already have an external drive or maybe I need recommendations on editing software (hey, there’s a chance to extend your product arsenal into a new area).

    But to be fair to the vendor side, I can see the difficulties in this approach. It requires a much more informed, intelligent sales person and those just don’t grow on trees. It requires an investment of time that may not pay back, or actually help your competitor. I’d like to hear the counterarguments, too.

    ps. Some link love from @Pistachio on Twitter sent me here.

  3. joel Says:

    Interesting idea, but putting the “customer” (prospect, really) in control would bring about the decline and fall of western civilisation.

    I put my home phone on the do-not-call list and have heard from one telemarketer this year. I love that. I hate people “messaging” me at home. I suppose if I could opt out of all kinds of communiques via VRM that would be a good thing.

    Thanks for sharing your video experience. We went through exactly the same process with B&H, friendly help, good advice, bought a cam and some other things and then tried to use it. Then got the firewire cable. Then a cable for the microphone…

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