It is 2:00 am and (according to supposed consensus) it is my fault that a small group of us are stuck in an even smaller elevator.

Hmmmm...I mean, really, I didn't want anyone of us to actually have to take that trecherous staircase...and...erm...aren't 'guidelines' just about that? Guidelines?

Hmmm...I suppose that some guidelines are ...erm... more like 'rules' and some rules are ..erm... NOT meant to be broken (for obvious reasons).

heh heh

K...we are taking the 'elevator pitch' to a whole new level...